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CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband earning over $500k!

admin — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 21:32:17 +0000

A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husbandA young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here.

I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.

You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO

MILLA JOVOVICH ( WHITE MAGICAL ELIE SAAB DRESS WINS BEST DRESSED AT THE OSCARS TONIGHT) AND WE AGREE!

admin — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 01:30:40 +0000

Actress Milla Jovovich wins the best dressed red carpet fashion award tonight at the Oscar awards wearing a stunning one-shouldered silvery white gown from Paris-based designer Elie Saab 2009 au Couture collection!

Do you agree with our best dressed celebrity pick?

SACHA BARON COHEN (SPILLS DICTATOR ASHES ON RYAN SEACREST) AT THE 84TH ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS!!

admin — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 00:23:45 +0000

Oscar awards photo of the day! Sacha Baron Cohen dressed as the character the “dictator” at the Oscars spilled what he jokingly called the ashes of the late North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un on Ryan Seacrest!

LINDSAY LOHAN (WASHED UP RETURN TO THE RED CARPET)

admin — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 13:20:09 +0000

The Mean Girls actress and former tanning product endorser, stepped out with blotchy orange skin as she attended the opening of Terry Richardson’s art exhibition Terrywood in Los Angeles last night

To put it lightly, Linsay tried to glam up on the red carpet, but instead came up looking a little washed up. The hair looked over proccessed, her tan did not look right. She needs a new stylist.

Here is our take Lindsay, get rid of the open toe shoes, next time wear a long flowing gown to cover up your legs . Go for a softer look perhaps a return to your red haired glory would be ideal. Then we will say you are indeed ready for a return to the red carpet!

NICKY MINAJ ATTENDS GRAMMY AWARDS DRESSED LIKE A NUN IN RED WITH A BISHOP IN HAND

admin — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 01:48:44 +0000

photo source TMZ

Nicky Minaj walked the red carpet at tonight’s Grammy awards dressed in what could be said to be an outfit depicting a nun combined with red ridding hood! Not just that but she also had a bishop on hand; wonder whether or not he was an official Bishop or just one for hire?

WHITNEY HOUSTON DEAD AT 48! FOUND BY BODYGUARD

admin — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 02:32:33 +0000

whitney houston dead at 48

wowwwww…. I am so shocked. Whitney Houston is dead. I just walked out of my flight on a connection at Atlanta and I looked at the TV screen. I was baffled to see on CNN a photo of whitney Houston with a caption below it reading “1963 – 2012″. I thought to myself, is that her music career? Why would CNN have Whitney’s Career on the screen. It was then I reallized that Whitney had died. We all remember all her fantastic hits that shaped the 90s and her roller coastal life. Our love and prayer go out to her family.

Now, what’s up with the forensic team outside the hotel? Was Ray-J really the person discovered Whitney’s body?

UPDATE:
Whitney’s body was found by her bodyguard whose name happens to be Ray (not Ray-j). We will keep you posted as we find more info

STYLE STAR: BEYONCE STEPS OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME POST BABY

admin — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:20:52 +0000

Beyonce stepped out post baby looking really good!

Dress: Alice Temperly

Jewels: Ofira & Lorraine Schwartz
Clutch: Alexander McQueen
Shoes: Christian Louboutin

— with Beyoncé.

ON A SIDE NOTE: THE BEST EVER SUPERBOWL AD AWARD GOES TO CHEVY! WATCH THIS!

admin — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:21:19 +0000

This had to be the best super bowl ad ever made!

A fridge for a college graduation really? That should have been a high school present!

Style star Madonna hosts the best Super Bowl half time show!

admin — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:16:57 +0000

We have to say we were impressed by Madonna’s Super Bowl half time show from the Egyptian outfit to the Impressive 3d visual display by tribe inc. The show was brilliant!

The singer began the show with “Vogue,” sporting a black minidress, gold headdress and tall black boots, leading a dance routine to her ’80s classic. Next up was her 2000 hit “Music,” wherein she writhed around — and tripped — on some bleachers as the goofballs from the electro-pop group LMFAO deejayed in the backgound. At one point, Her Madgesty got up on frontman RedFoo‘s shoulders before jumping off and leading a rendition of their song, “Sexy and I Know It.”

“I’m sexy and I know it,” she cooed. by hollywood reporter

Dress: Givenchy couture
Custom headpiece: Philip Treacy
Jewelry: Bulgari

No word on hw much it cost to produce such an amazing show but we have to say Madonna still has It! Madonna stole the night away in our opinion .

What’s your take did you like it?

5 WAYS TO DRESS LIKE A FACEBOOK BILLIONAIRE FOR UNDER $299!

admin — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 17:14:13 +0000

Yes we have all heard the news, Facebook just filed the biggest IPO. Like it or not Mark Zuckerberg is certainly a fashion influence in the new social world we live in. We decided to show you how you too can dress at the very least like a Facebook billionaire. Lets break it down now shall we?

First and foremost, you would need a pair of Adidas Sandals!
photo amazon.com

This is the must have part of the look. What is the retail price for the actual adidas Men’s Calissage Slide,Black/White/Metallic Silver ? Guess what? $30 dollars on Amazon.com
Next, the The North Face Denali Jacket for Men Large TNF Black
will keep you warm and fuzzy but will also get you closer to looking like a true billionaire! Retail price for this gem? $160 tops on Amazon.
The grey tee shirt is vital, it says I don’t care I am out to change the world, this is definitely a staple of the new elite in Silicon Valley. Retail price? Get a one for 9.99
Finally, a pair of blue jeans and white socks! Blue Jeans retail price old navy 29.99 and White socks $2.99. Now you have it, you look just like Mark Zuckerberg? How do you feel?